Everybody’s favorite mass polluters, and the two largest U.S. petroleum companies, are having a banner year so far.

Today, ExxonMobil and Chevron released their earnings summaries for the first three months of 2022. And, surprise, while people in the U.S. were paying some of the highest-ever average prices at the pump, the oil giants were absolutely raking it in.

Exxon reported earnings of $5.48 billion between the start of January and end of March, more than double the $2.73 billion it earned in the same period last year. And this was after the company incurred a $3.4 billion “after-tax charge” (i.e. loss) from discontinuing its operations in Russia.

Chevron did even better, reporting total earnings of $6.26 billion in the first quarter of 2022, compared with $1.38 billion for 2021’s first quarter. That’s more than a 4.5-times increase, and the company’s most profitable quarter in almost a decade, since it reported $7.2 billion in net income at the end of 2012. “Human energy” indeed.

Neither company increased its overall production in the first part of 2022. Exxon’s production was down 4% from last quarter, and Chevron produced 40,000 fewer barrels of oil per day between this quarter and last. Instead, the petroleum corporations seem to be simply reaping the benefits of high barrel prices. (Note: Although Chevron produced less overall, the company’s domestic oil production did go up by 10%, and it is looking to further increase the amount of oil it pumps from the Permian Basin in Texas and New Mexico to 1 million barrels per day.)

As a reminder, the currently high gas prices are not due to any production issues. Oil companies spent the 2010s actually overproducing, and they suffered financially for it. Fossil fuels stayed cheap, and we stayed reliant on them. Exxon and Chevron might try to argue they’re earning these new profits because they’ve swooped into save the day amid global conflict or that the Biden Administration is to blame for high gas prices because they’ve restricted the industry. Yet, neither is true.

Now, gas probably should be expensive, considering the real cost of burning it in our engines is environmental collapse. But until the U.S. makes good on its promises to meaningfully improve and expand public transit, most Americans rely on cars to get around, and high gas prices hurt the already financially vulnerable the most. So, the question becomes: Should the companies most responsible for the “atlas of human suffering,” as UN secretary general António Guterres called a recent IPCC report, be the ones profiting?

Chevron, of course, helped put an environmental lawyer in prison and last year spilled 600 gallons of oil from a refinery in Richmond, California that was already one of the state’s biggest polluters. Which is nothing compared to the massive Exxon Valdez spill that is still causing reverberations of harm for both people and the environment more than 30 years later. Exxon helped pay for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, and, instead of investing its significant 2022 profits into its own “low carbon” goals, it is instead opting to buy back stock and reward its shareholders.

I could keep listing things to consider in context with these new earnings reports, but if I list too many, I might lose my shot to eventually work in the Chevron newsroom.

Titan of film scores Danny Elfman is no stranger to rock concerts; before his now iconic cinematic masterpieces from collaborations with Tim Burton, Sam Raimi, and others, he was the lead singer of new wave band Oingo Boingo. So the 2002 Coachella Valley Music and Arts festival was the perfect setting for his blend of chaotic genius to make a real return to the stage.

Outside of coming out as a special guest for orchestral performances of his compositions—including performing a few numbers during epic The Nightmare Before Christmaslive score events—this was his first full set in a very long time, and it went kinda viral for its creative mash-up of solo songs, Boingo classics, and a full-on orchestra performing his legendary scores from films like Spider-Manand Batman in between. Not typical festival fare, but it appears to have been a huge hit with the audience.

In a post-show interview with Variety he talked about the experience. “I don’t think anybody’s tried that before, mixing up these kinds of elements in this kind of insane musical mashup,” Elfman said. “When you’re trying a conceptual idea, you don’t know what’s going to happen. But in the end, not having a safety net is also extremely exhilarating.”

He also ended up braving a freak sandstorm during the ambitious feat. “I was joking to a friend before the show, ‘Look, we have 30 minutes to set up a show that’s never been performed before with 50 musicians on stage. What can possibly go wrong?’” Elfman said. “And then I’m sitting there before we went on, thinking, ‘Fuck, man. That was a joke, but it’s no joke.’ There were a hundred things to go wrong. But in the end, the one thing that I really wasn’t planning on was a dust storm, an actual sandstorm, in my face. Everything else came together really well.”

Elfman detailed that he expects some of the kinks from last weekend will be sorted out and that he’s excited to return to the Coachella stage for round two. “Even with the mix being partial and so incomplete, I still got such great feedback that I’m really shocked, and encouraged. So now it’s just like, all right, make it better.”

We’ll be on hand to experience weekend two so keep an eye out for our full report from Coachella. Check out the set list, via Variety, below.

Sorry - from Elfman’s most recent solo release Big Mess

Insects - Oingo Boingo

Spider-Man Main Title

Nothing to Fear (But Fear Itself) - Oingo Boingo

Just Another Day (Oingo Boingo)

Jack’s Lament/This Is Halloween/What’s This? - The Nightmare Before Christmas

Breakfast Machine - Pee-wee’s Big Adventure

Kick Me - Big Mess

Insanity - Oingo Boingo

The Batman Theme

True - Big Mess

The Simpsons Main Title Theme

Only a Lad - Oingo Boingo

Love in the Time of COVID - Big Mess

Ice Dance / The Grand Finale - Edward Scissorhands

Dead Man’s Party - Oingo Boingo

Alice’s Theme - Alice in Wonderland

Happy - Big Mess

Who Do You Want to Be - Oingo Boingo

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