If you gave Mike Patton a kitten he would:
a) Play video games with it, but only video games where he plays the voice of zombies, unseen forces, or bionically enhanced soldiers.
b) Cook it en papillote with scallions, julienned fennel, and white wine.
c) Compose it a song involving electronic and acoustic elements, then conduct any interviews regarding the song in Italian or incomprehensible grunts and screeches.
d) All of the above.
